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Will Marvel’s current Phase Meh ever end?
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A world where Mark Gatiss’ and Steven Moffat’s Dracula (2020) exists does not need such an unironically forced adaptation like this uneven paced snoozefest that simultaneously tries so hard to be and not to be Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992).
#NotMyFeratu
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Not just MAD – this movie is batshit CRAZY🤪
Maybe a bit long, though⏳
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As long as creators like Denis Villeneuve and Christopher Nolan continue to work their magic, there’s still hope for cinema.
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